captain cook went to the hawaiian islands in the seventeen-seventies he originally called them the sandwich islands after the earl of sandwich at first-contact with the europeans, the islanders looked at the ships the iron implements with ideas to obtain some for themselves captain cook and crew were like-the-gods trading their sex and jewels with the crew for cook's iron nails and trinkets but when cook landed the bigisland the 2nd-time the islanders saw cook and crew taking a siesta eating bananas this gave them cognitive-indigestion for the gods don't eat food the third landing in seventeen-seventy-nine the polynesians killed cook and crew on the shore of kealakekua bay during the festival to the fertility god lono i saw the monument saying this the spot captain cook fell cook didn't die for eating bananas but for lying to the polynesian people pretending he was god skinning them for sex and jewels just as some (some not all) televangelists and politicians overawe the gullible people today pretending they are sent from above skinning millions out of their money and brains two hundred and fifty years after cook wake up they eat bananas 2.2 10/8 © Brian Peter Hodgkinson
Going Bananas
28
Apr
thebirdsiheard
April 28, 2022 at 8:35 pm
interesting! i dig it.
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Brian Peter Hodgkinson
April 28, 2022 at 10:00 pm
thank you very much for the comment
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