on day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ of the squirrel war tensions tween the gray squirrels and the black come a chisel-toothed head this nut-war hopped up by the sinister black squirrel leader nutpin the proverb among the squirrels- things that just don't stop- nutpin as leader of the blacks the black squirrels ambushed the grays cutting them off from their nut caches and cannibalize many like the reds do the gray leader fuzzytailskyy once breaking the acorns of gray gatherings a bucktoothed chattering card now their leaping squeaker the two hundred and eighty clans of squirreldom hop that the gray leaders were liars for years the early shadow of fuzzytailskyy he steals from the blacks caches of acorn and chestnut hidey-holes acting on siesta to hide food for the clan but just a shyster for himself now he's looked at as a rodent martyr with the squeaking art as of the tree-nibbling squeaker squirrelhill the grays have a club-of-haterrodents the twisted tail rat asses plan to sabotage all the nongray they bite the whole 280 fur shades of squirreldom they chatter of gray-rule squeaking out haterrodent jingos of an all gray squirrel -world walking all their eighteen toes like the geese web along fuzzytailskyy chattered from the large chestnut tree he gave extra acorns to the club-of-haterrodents a hair-brained hound-dog alliance to attack nutpin this sour squeak of fuzzy's should have electrified the tails and ears pricked straight up the whole two hundred and eighty clans of the squirrel alliance yes, nutpin the black the nut hungry rat-assed-rodent bass turd but the gray leader fuzzytailskyy gave nutty gifts to the club-of-haterrodents faraway red and white squirrel cousins gave nuts to the club of rats also their toes caked with rat droppings too a shared off-fence against all the squirrel and chipmunk even some squeak the gray club-of-haterrodents cannabalize their gray comrades to pin the black pawed hind feet on nutpin 4.6 10/10 © an hour ago, Brian Peter Hodgkinson
Nut Wars
24
Apr