If it's not the virus it's the experimental vaccine or the spinoffs delta and omicron, or boosters for life masks on the family around the Christmas tree or two masks may not even be enough or the nincompoop who declares second amendment rights and a right to not to mask while spraying angry droplets in your face or kids locked up like prisoners on the border, or where's the wall now? or covid illegals being flown to a city near you, or paying thirty bucks for the turkey that cost eighteen last year. or not enough toilet paper on the shelf a run on it, and customers tussling in Cosco for the last pack of rolls. or China "not gonna eat our lunch" then china eating our lunch, or the dopey guy on CNN whacking off publicly on a zoom call, kids schooling on zoom while playing video games on split-screen and watching CNN. or thinking maybe it's time to save the trees and wipe with my hand - like they do in India (I tried it once but left a faint odor on my fingers) ya, I smelled em. Maybe I didn't do it right or left-handed. We shouldn't shake hands anymore anyways. seems Americans are more worried about wiping than food. or the peaceful protests that burn cars and buildings with Molotov cocktails demanding that the police be defunded, or that the politicians that have bodyguards with real guns who, for votes, pretend they support the idea that the police should be defunded - of course, just not theirs ... someone said, "it's the ant that terrorizes the elephant, not the lion." what about a whole bunch of ants?
Ants in Our Pants