My dad practiced the French Drop as a POW in Germany. He would mystify my brother and me when we were 5 and 6. It's all about the art of misdirection. The coin is in the left hand, no, the right. I never liked being deceived. Now count the lies our leaders have told us. The art of mass direction is afoot. Are they bumbling idiots? Or is there a conspiracy to sink the ship? Is it the left or the right? Choose the cup the ball is beneath. Are your eyes 2020? Are you sure? Sucker.