Ass-goblins jump and bite your face
when you bend to tie your lace
happens from your lack of grace,
and arrogant behavior
Hobgoblin gadflies fill this place
they leap and growl in cyberspace,
then hacking chop without a trace
if you think you’re the flavor.
I believe the imps exist,
and will detect all prejudice
when some, selecting to be pissed,
and bitter as a hater.
Rather than helping others grow,
you had to be the center-show,
then chew on those who didn’t know
why you’re an alligator.
© –Limericist 2006